20 Side Effects of Gazing Too Long at Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

March 19, 2014 By:
20 Side Effects of Gazing Too Long at Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Image By: Men's Health Magazine

Every photo of Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, better known by fans as Jaime Lannister on "Game of Thrones," should include a list of possible side effects. Consider this your warning.

 

1. Heart palpitations brought on by seeing Nikolaj anywhere near a horse.

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2. Drowning in the deep blue sea that is his eyes.

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3. Increased heart rate sparked by the mere thought of his forearms.

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4. Temporary blindness because of THIS FACE.

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5. Kidney failure from trying to drink in his entire being.

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6. Asphyxiation sparked by a single stare.

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7. Intense hyperthermia from the heat emanating off his entire body.

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8. *FAINTS*

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9. Minor sweats triggered by his presence.

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10. Weakness in the knees when he grips a sword and looks off into the distance.

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11. You lose your ability to form words say sentence blerg.

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12. Goosebumps when he stands oh so stoically before you.

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13. A shivering sensation all over your body.

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14. Shattered ovaries.

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Bye bye, ovaries.

 

15. Insane and overwhelming desire to rip off this suit of armor.

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16. Cardiac arrest due to his charming smile.

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17. He literally kills you when he smiles.

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18. Instant death.

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19. 120% dead.

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20. You are a ghost.

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