Nicole Richie is inarguably the dopest person that has ever lived.
1. When she’s surrounded by models and actresses,
she remains the focus of the photo.
2. When she goes to a basketball game, it’s like:
basic, basic, BADASS, bro, bro.
3. When she walks through a door in her FUHR COAT:
4. When Katy Perry’s like, LOOK I HAVE GREEN HAIR,
and Nicole was like PUHLEASSEE.
5. When she dressed her family like the Addams Family:
6. When this happened:
7. And this:
8. When she perfected the famous person half-smile:
9. When she was absolutely dripping in badassery and glamour:
10. When Cara Delevingne was like WAHHH, but Nicole played it cool:
11. When she had massive hops:
12. When she was chillin’ in a hip-hop dance crew:
13. When she wore cat ears and it wasn’t Halloween:
If you still aren't convinced that Nicole Richie is totally the most badass person, please move along.