Nicholas Cage Sues Kathleen Turner

February 12, 2008 By:
Nicholas Cage Sues Kathleen Turner

Nicholas Cage must be really hurt by Kathleen Turner's impression of him, because he's suing her! I wish I could sue everyone who talked smack about me. I'd be rich! But then those people would probably sue me back, and it would turn into a sue fest. Cage is suing Turner because of this statement:

"He caused so many problems. He was arrested twice for drunk-driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He'd come across a chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket."

Kathleen included this statement in her new autobiography, and that's what ticked Cage off. He says if he doesn't get a reaction from the proceedings, he intends to go full speed ahead with litigation. I had no idea Nicky boy was so sensitive!