Nick Lachey

You know how you can tell how screwed up the economy is? Celebs are now spending less than $5 million on their homes. It's getting scary.

Newlyweds Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo just dropped $2.85 million on a home in Encino, California, located in the San Fernando Valley.

Listen, I know that's a lot of money. But for celebs, that's basically chump change. I mean, the Kardashians probably use million dollar bills to jot down their to-do lists. So either stars are getting more frugal, or the housing market is still sucking bigtime. I'm gonna go with sucking bigtime.

Vanessa and Nick are getting a ton of house for their money, too. At 8,000 square feet, the Spanish-style estate boasts six bedrooms and eight bathrooms. That's plenty of baby-makin' room!

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You know that saying that ugly people are better lovers because they have to try harder or something (I don’t endorse this statement…you know, just sayin…) I wonder if the opposite is true, that really attractive people are actually really bad in the bedroom.

That being said, here are the stars who are supposedly really bad in bed:

Hugh Hefner: Who was surprised when Crystal Harris said that Hugh Hefner lasted “two seconds” in bed? Not me, frankly I was more surprised when Hugh defended himself earlier today by saying he has sex on a “weekly basis.” For the record, wearing a robe 24/7 so you can occasionally catch a breeze on your man parts does not count as actual sex.

Colin Farrell: After meeting Woody Allen’s nanny at a party, Colin Farell daytime booty texted her to come over to his hotel room. According to this chick, he has a pencil d-ck and lasted like 10 seconds and fell asleep right away. I guess he wasn’t the love stallion that we assumed he was...