We can't believe we're saying this, but this season might be the first time we actually watch "The Bachelor."
Because of ONE MAN…and his name is FARMER CHRIS*.
*His real name is Chris Soules
Chris is UNLIKE any other man who has ever appeared on "The Bachelor," because he is a FARMER.
We're not sure WHY it's such a big deal, but it is the BIGGEST DEAL.
Have you ever seen an actual on-the-farm farmer look like this!?
That is the face of a TV HOST.
He just hangs out with cows, like an actual farmer.
THAT IS A TRACTOR.
We're not sure why the metropolitan ladies of America are so obsessed with Farmer Chris.
It could be THAT face.
Or maybe it's because most of us have never seen a farm, so he seems **~exotic~**
CHECKERED SHIRT WHAT'S THAT!?
He literally goes to horse races and other farm-related things.
Like hanging out with swamp people.
And taking poorly angled selfies in front of fields of whatever.
Needless to say, we're dying over here.
The women of America are collectively thirsting for Farmer Chris' upcoming season of "The Bachelor."
Let the heartbreak begin.