There is this woman who exists named Kelly Brook and the Internet REALLY wants you to know about her.
This is Kelly Brook.
She must be famous, because there are a lot of Google News items about her.
But who the hell is she?
Our job here is to know about every famous person ever and we literally have never heard of this person.
If you relied on nothing other than Google Images, she'd appear to be a swimsuit model.
Okay so she’s a swimsuit model. Problem solved.
So she’s like the Kate Upton that we’ve never heard of?
Ohh, wait, Wikipedia says she’s British. Okay, everything makes so much more sense now.
But why is she all over American paparazzi photo sites?
Here she is shopping in Beverly Hills with some guy described as her fiancé by the photo agency that sold us these photos.
The fiancé's name is David McIntosh and he was on that show “Gladiator.” SO, VERY FAMOUS. CLEARLY HE IS VERY VERY FAMOUS.
Here they are again, walking around The Grove in West Hollywood.
Notably NOT buying anything. Just roaming around the paparazzi infested hot spot.
Oh, here she is, just driving around LA.
Shopping at Whole Foods.
Why are we still looking at these photos? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PHOTOS OF THIS COUPLE NOBODY KNOWS!?
Great, MORE walking around West Hollywood. Does the paparazzi think she’s Kim K or something?
To be honest, she doesn’t LOOK famous, especially for someone that is clearly alerting the paparazzi of her whereabouts.
MORE PHOTOS OF THESE TWO!?
LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU!?
More walking around Beverly Hills.
Is this exercise or just aimless wandering?
After spending exactly thirty minutes on the Internet trying to understand Kelly Brook’s fame, we are no closer to enlightenment.
Carry on Kelly Brook. The streets of West Hollywood continue to welcome your parade of semi-relevancy.