We Went Shopping with Alan Ritchson and He Is the Most Devastatingly Charming Human Ever

March 19, 2014 By:
We Went Shopping with Alan Ritchson and He Is the Most Devastatingly Charming Human Ever
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World, meet Alan Ritchson.

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You might know him as Gloss in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.

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Or from the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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Or from being an exemplary human and model of excellence when it comes to facial symmetry!

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We had the delightful task of walking around a Target and shopping with him and discovered that he is the MOST CHARMING PERSON THAT HAS EVER LIVED or at the very least, the most charming person that has ever shopped at a Target.

 

First of all, this guy knows how to work a camera.

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Inside a Target or otherwise.

 

He’s a bona fide CHARM MONSTER.

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He showed us how he carries a high chair that he recently purchased...

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Because he needs a high chair for the TWO BABIES that he has! He is the father of babies!

 

He did this with his face and it was both confusing AND glorious.

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Then he took his jacket off because it was apparently too hot in the climate-controlled Target for all his delightfulness.

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OMG WHO CARES LET HIM TAKE OFF WHATEVER HE WANTS!

 

He was so overwhelmed by his own charm, he was actually sweating.

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He didn’t even need a bag to carry his stuff because he's eco-friendly and also, muscles.

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He even posed next to his own movie.

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GREAT AT PR.

 

Then we sat down and interviewed him BECAUSE WE ARE A SERIOUS NEWS SITE AND NOT JUST A GIF DUMPING GROUND FOR ATTRACTIVE MOVIE STARS!

 

He’s got a GREAT high-five and literally NO eyeballs.

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But very serious eyebrow emotion.

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ACTING.

 

But back to that high-five...

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That is the high-five of an athlete.

 

He got flustered and we were like…

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But then he recovered like the INTERVIEW CHAMP THAT HE IS.

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He was SO DRAMATIC.

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Truly experiencing a whirlwind of emotions.

 

His smolder-face looks like this.

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It’s a wonder he hasn’t played a vampire yet.

 

But mostly, he’s just a charming dude that we had the pleasure of going to Target with one time.

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