Melt Your Sweetie's Jurassic Heart with These 10 Valentines

February 10, 2014 By:
Melt Your Sweetie's Jurassic Heart with These 10 Valentines

Every year, couples desperately scramble to the nearest Godiva store and pull their tangled hair out trying to properly articulate how much their significant other means to them.

This Friday, we have you covered. Because when it comes to matters of the human heart, anything can be explained with man’s greatest accomplishment, the Jurassic Park movies.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the Earth. And Hollyscoop made these Valentine’s Day cards.

 

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Our Love will never go extinct

 

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