Meet Vito Schnabel.
You may wonder why we’re asking you to assess this seemingly average dude.
He’s a 27-year-old art dealer, as well as the most notorious Hollywood cougar cub and is baiting celebrity divorcees like it’s his job!
Vito’s latest fling is Heidi Klum.
They were spotted making out at a nightclub after they ditched an Oscar party together on Sunday. She’s 40, he’s 27.
We wish we had a picture, because it was VERY prom-ish.
He has been hanging out with Heidi for the last month, practically since she announced that she had split from her boyfriend/bodyguard Martin Kristen.
Before Heidi, Vito dated Demi Moore.
At the time, he was 26, she was 50.
He scooped her up RIGHT AFTER her split from Ashton Kutcher. They dated for a few weeks.
In 2010, he dated Liv Tyler. He was 24, she was 33.
It seems like they weren’t together long enough to even call it “dating.”
And in 2008 he dated Elle Macpherson. He was 21, she was 44!
They don’t even look like a couple! He looks like her nephew!
And those are just the women we KNOW he’s been with.
Here he is when he was 21, chatting up Susan Sarandon…
…We all know she likes younger men. Did THESE TWO have a fling we never heard about? The world may never know.
Hide your moms. Vito Schnabel is on the prowl.