Kiernan Shipka Is a Sophisticated 35-Year-Old Trapped in a 14-Year-Old’s Body

January 22, 2014 By:
Kiernan Shipka Is a Sophisticated 35-Year-Old Trapped in a 14-Year-Old’s Body
Image By: Christopher Polk

This pint-sized actress is the best thing about "Mad Men" and she’s already more classy and refined then you’ll ever be.

Kiernan Shipka dominates as Sally Draper on "Mad Men."

More like "Mad Little Woman" because she steals every scene she’s in.

 

And in real life, this 14-year-old’s taste is just as impeccable.

That’s her Tumblr. Cool, right?

 

Further proof: Any time she attends a red carpet.

 

Literally any time.

Because you totally dressed like that at 14 too, right? (Yeah, right.)

 

Her closet is the stuff of a working 30-something’s dreams.

She gave a tour of her wardrobe to Harper's Bazaar features editor Laura Brown and casually pulled out an Oscar de la Renta for daywear.

 

But the best part is that she doesn’t take her success all that seriously.

She has an entire series on Funny or Die in which she plays a child psychologist to the stars. 

 

Did we mention she also does ballet?

Because she does ballet.

 

She’s embracing edgier roles and is already becoming one of the best actresses of her Gen (that’s “generation,” duh, don’t be sooo old).

Flowers in the Attic = great example.

 

Which isn’t all that shocking considering she’s already established herself as the most interesting character on "Mad Men."

 

In conclusion, Kiernan Shipka is 14 years old and already cooler than you.

Deal with it, people.