For the five or six people out there still interested in anything that former pro-wrestler and wacky Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura has to say, then this one's for you.
The original producers of Hell's Kitchen and Trading Spaces have decided to give Jesse his very own show about what else? Conspiracy theories, of course.
How is he even remotely qualified for this new gig set to air on TruTV? "Ventura will hunt down answers, plunging viewers into a world of secret meetings, midnight surveillance, shifty characters and dark forces," according to a rep for the channel.
Since no one will end up watching the show, at least they won't have to worry about bad reviews.