Sometimes a situation calls for you to be your most supreme bitch self.
Other times you’re just in a bad mood and have to be a bitch about it because honestly, these aren’t the times for someone to be messing with you.
When someone answers a phone call at the movie theater.
When they get your order wrong at Chili’s.
When you realize you're ordering food at a Chili's in the first place.
When you go to a party and your arch nemesis is wearing the same top as you.
When someone starts to tell you about THE CUH-RAZIEST DREAM they had last night.
When someone at the office eats the lunch you brought.
Even though it was clearly labeled as YOUR lunch!
When you keep getting that same spam email over and over and over, even though you marked it as spam weeks ago.
When someone cuts you off in traffic.
However, when you cut someone off in traffic, it’s okay because...
When you go on Tinder just to specifically swipe every guy you see to the left.
When someone dares to disagree with you over who the best member of One Direction is.
Everyone knows it’s Zayn. DON’T YOU DARE SAY ANY OTHER.
When someone sings the song you’ve been waiting an hour to sing at karaoke.
And then they especially suck at singing it.
When you buy tons of Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Therapy at a supermarket and don’t leave a single pint for anyone else because, hey...
And what are you going to do about it?
When someone doesn’t text you back for hours, but you see them tweeting and Instagramming every 10 minutes.
Yet, when you do the exact same thing, you’re all...