Can we all agree on one thing? That Austrian actor Christoph Waltz is an elegant sex god of a man and that he always has been.
You may know Christoph Waltz from Django Unchained.
Or Inglourious Basterds.
But did you know that he’s been acting since 1979 and has been sexing it up ever since?
He was a moody sucker in his early years.
We might go as far as to call him the Austrian James Dean.
He had a blowout to die for.
But he could rock short hair too.
He was ALWAYS sleepy.
Poor wittle baby.
The most tired boy in ALL of Vienna.
A SEX GOD OF CINEMA.
DAT GIGGLE DOE.
Whatever this is…we’re loving it.
OH SHUT UP HE HAD A PONY TAIL.
He was SUCH (and remains) an ACTEUR.
He grew out of his boyish charm...
and into a veritable hunk.
Turtlenecks? Not creepy on HIM.
He could have been a model.
TEETH! SHOW US YOUR TEETH!
LOSING THE ABILITY TO FORM SENTEKNCCWEZ.
BLAHP BLAHP BLAHP BLAHP.
WE ARE NOT WORTHY.