Weekend one of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival kicked off in Palm Springs on Friday, and it was everything you would've expected.
1. This pile of inflatable sex dolls.
2. This girl and her paper umbrella.
3. Steven Tyler’s face melting in the desert heat.
4. This giant Steve Buscemi head.
5. This dude’s “anti” Justin Bieber shirt.
6. This dude offering FREE SHRUGS.
7. Bikini tops and overalls.
8. Katy Perry’s green hair.
9. This mermaid that came to life.
10. Kid Cudi in a crop top.
11. With David Hasselhoff.
Proving Coachella really does unite the entire world.
12. This girl who is absolutely LIVING at Coachella.
13. Oh, it’s Paris Hilton!
Because of course she’d be living the most.
14. This meme on a sign.
15. People selling feather accessories and flower headbands.
16. This “SELFIE” lip tattoo.
17. And all the selfies onstage.
18. Lana Del Rey was literally glowing (as she descended from heaven probably).
19. We don’t know what’s happening here, which is so quintessentially #Whatchella?
20. These tie-dye UGG-sponsored longboards.
21. A fan holding up the head of HAIM’s bassist, Este Haim, as she’s held up on the head of another HAIM fan.
22. Kylie and Kendall Jenner being hired to promote sorbet popsicles.
23. Kendall Jenner wearing a giant nose ring while signing a human skull.
24. And just your final reminder that Kid Cudi wore a crop top to Coachella.