Prepare to huddle in a corner in the fetal position, slowly rocking back and forth.
According to TMZ, Octomom is on the brink of being homeless: “The house she owns that has been in and out of foreclosure for more than a year will be sold at an auction Thursday…so Octo needs a new crib for her brood…stat.”
Apparently, she can’t get the first and last month’s rent together, so she decided to pose for the European magazine, Closer. Sources say she got $10,000 for the shoot.
“I just pinged back into shape like a rubber band after the kids,” Suleman told Closer. “I eat like a horse.”
Meaning, you have to feed her with your palm flat.
“I don’t count calories and have never owned a set of scales,” she continued.
On the cover, Nadya poses in some nude underwear. She’s topless, but her arm covers her nipples—she actually wasn’t trying to censor herself, she was just afraid of any nearby babies trying to nurse.
"I'm doing that (posing nude) because I need to feed my kids,” Suleman said. “I need to pay the bills. And I'm still very cognizant of the repercussions of my choices."
Octomom does say she runs 40 miles a week and eats 15 portions of fruit or vegetables a day. And what about the fourteen children that have almost driven her to suicide?
"The kids have structure and discipline and only eat healthily, they don’t know what candy is," she says. "I’ve done a really great job with them. I don’t get any credit."