Nadya Suleman thinks her babies are a**holes. She recently complained about her children, saying: “Obviously, I love them -- but I absolutely wish I had not had them. They attack and bite each other, and I just don’t know how to stop them.”
And when she’s not talking about her babies like they’re hamsters, the mother of fourteen is complaining about being poor:
“My bank account is overdrawn by $300,” she said in a recent interview.
But TMZ is reporting that Suleman made $28,000 in the month of June from various appearances and paid interviews. Suleman has appeared on the show Celebridate, MMA fights, a celebrity boxing match, and various bikini photo shoots you really, really don’t want to see. Unless you’re taking Viagra and trying to get rid of an erection that’s lasted longer than four hours.
“I have no money to pay for the children’s school, food or the mortgage," she told InTouch Weekly. "Some days I have thought about killing myself.”
Now, every picture I see with Nadya Suleman and her babies reminds me of a Fear Factor episode, when they cover someone in something they’re terrified of. It's pretty great.
“They disgust me,” Suleman admitted. Do a Google image search for “Nadya Suleman pregnant”. After looking at that for nine months, I don’t see how anything else can disgust this woman.