Nadya Suleman, Professional Babymaker, 'Hates' Babies

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Nadya Suleman, Professional Babymaker, \'Hates\' Babies
Be careful what you wish for. It just might come true, take over your entire home, and make you wish you appreciated being barren in the first place.

Since she hasn’t been in headlines lately, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman is now telling the press she hates her babies.

“I hate the babies, they disgust me,” Suleman said to InTouch magazine. “My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them.”

That’s what you get for having sperm squirted into your vagina like a Thanksgiving turkey. In one of the pictures taken by the magazine, one of the kids is eating dry wall. Which is actually probably safer than drinking Nadya Suleman’s breast milk.

“The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry,” Nadya continues. “Sometimes I sit there for hours and even eat my lunch sitting on the toilet floor. Anything to get peace and quiet.”

She realizes there are other places in her bathroom right? If I locked myself in there, I’d go for the bathtub. It’s not exactly BOA, but it’s better than the toilet.

“Some days I have thought about killing myself. I cannot cope,” Suleman said. “Obviously I love them, but I absolutely wish I had not had them.”

BABIES: You don’t love us, Mommy?

NADYA: It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s that I wish you were never born. Now here, snack on these paint chips and put your head in this plastic bag.
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