I was worried about having Jersey Shore withdrawals now that the season is over. But now, there's something on MTV that's even more entertaining than Deana finding her way out of a cardboard box. Yep, Beavis and Butt-Head is back! That’s like, cool and stuff? Heh Heh.
The premiere episode was the same Beavis and Butt-Head Mike Judge introduced us to in the 90’s: entertaining misadventures mixed with the animated duo’s snarky commentary while they watch TV.
There was a hilarious storyline that centered around them contracting Hepatitis from a bum, but even better was their take on MTV’s worst reality shows. Here are our favorite Beavis and Butt-Head moments from the first episode since their 14 year hiatus:
Beavis and Butt-Head Watch An MGMT Video:
They watch MGMT’s video for Kids, and Beavis is very excited that it starts with fire. The video features a toddler who screams and cries as he’s attacked by zombies and monsters.
“Is this 16 & Pregnant?” Butt-Head asks. “No, this is probably Teen Mom season 3,” Beavis says. “Because I’ve already seen one and two.”
“She made this little kid cry just so he could be in this video,” Butt-Head points out about the toddler’s mom. “She’s like, ‘Okay son, now there’s gonna be some scary monsters and some creepy people putting their hands on you. But you should be able to handle it because you’re like, one and a half.”
Beavis and Butt-Head’s Twilight Review:
“Well, this isn’t very good,” Butt-Head says.
“Is Bella a zombie?” Beavis asked. “She’s always standing there with her mouth open.”
As girls in the theater tell them to shut up, the two get kicked out, and then tell the manager:
“Hey, we want our money back, butthole.”
“You snuck in,” the manager tells them.
“Uh. Oh yeah,” Butt-Head says.
From there, the two decide to get girls to like them by becoming werewolves. It ends with them in the hospital.
Beavis and Butt-Head Diss JWoww:
The two watch a clip from Season Four of Jersey Shore.
“I’m working at a pizzaria in Florence,” Jwoww says in the episode. She continues: “When I’m teaching my kids to make pizza and they ask me, ‘Oh, where’d you make pizza?’…Bitch, I made it in Florence!”
Beavis wonders, “So she’s gonna call her grandkids 'bitch'?”
Butt-Head retorts: “You’re the best grandma ever, Grandma Jwoww."
"Are Uncle Juicehead and Grandpa Gorilla gonna help us make pizza?”
And Beavis and Butt-Head's overall review of this season of Jersey Shore: “There’s just way too much Deana.”