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Jared The Subway Guy Loves Porn

March 03, 2008


There's something about Jared the Subway guy's commercials that makes our skin crawl. He's obviously known for losing a bunch of weight by eating Subway sandwiches, but now his dirty past is coming back to bite him in his skinny fat ass.

While attending Indiana University, he ran a pretty successful pornography business straight from his own bedroom, and apparently had a wide variety of porn videos, which he only charged a dollar to rent.

As for getting hooked on sub sandwiches, the only reason Jared went there in the first place was because he lived upstairs. A source tells Hollyscoop he had a crush on a girl who worked there too, so maybe he made a point of eating there on her shifts. Wonder if Jared ever let her in on his dirty little secret. Gross!

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Reader Comments
1:21AM 09/10/08 deadman
It's serious
1:21AM 09/10/08 goodboy
I love this site
1:21AM 09/10/08 Curt
perfect design thanks
7:54PM 07/22/08 krissy
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9:17PM 04/22/08 Regz
The porn industry makes more money than all the rest combined. Its a fucking guaranteed profit, people.
8:37PM 03/04/08 subway
i've seen the porno of him sticking it to a warm subway half footer..
6:16AM 03/04/08 MK
OLLLLDDDD story
10:58PM 03/03/08 La Chat
You seem to know way to much about fat people and their "needs" Gevo. This totally explaines why you have no idea about women and you been coming off like a sexist pig in all of your comments, and all this time I thought you were just trying to be a douche bag. Your just haven't be getting any.
10:45PM 03/03/08 gevo
LOL when he was that fat he had to take care of his needs somehow. thats why fat people are creepy
8:19PM 03/03/08 La Chat
the hollyscoop girls must of hit the archives. In hopes of finding something to replace Britney's slot.
8:18PM 03/03/08 La Chat
Anonymous...I think they are running out of things to write since Brit is not doing her usual looney toon daily routine. Thank God for Jaime Spears.
7:48PM 03/03/08 anonymous
Hello....this is a VERY OLD story! it ran last year!
5:53PM 03/03/08 car
EVERYONE LOVES PORN.. SO WHO GIVES A FUCK!
5:39PM 03/03/08 La Chat
I wonder if he hangsout with peewee hermin : D
2:33PM 03/03/08 All American girl who likes porn
Why are Americans so afraid of sexuality? What is so gross about Jared being an entrepreneur or having a crush on a girl? How close minded are you?
2:28PM 03/03/08 jenn
this guy is sick!!!
2:25PM 03/03/08 lana b
what a idiot ewwwwwwwwwwwww
1:48PM 03/03/08 loo loo
didn't most of you ladies that run this site go to Indiana State? are you really going to act like this as grown ups? pathetic.
1:42PM 03/03/08 Darklady
Gross? What's gross about having a crush on a girl and eating at the restaurant she works at? And what's gross about running a porn site in the privacy of one's own home? Sounds like somebody has personal issues but isn't savvy enough to know to keep them personal. Fortunately for the men of this country, not all girls have problems with sex, porn or boys who like them.
1:25PM 03/03/08 5
hahaha why are you people standing up for jared???? he is a loser freak!!
1:18PM 03/03/08 Diane
One thing has nothing to do with the other, really, and liking and/or selling porn does not in and of itself make you a bad person. A very judgmental view of it, ladies.
0:45PM 03/03/08 jay
This should have been reported 10 years ago... get over it..
0:42PM 03/03/08 loo loo
what the hell is wrong with you girls today?? are you all on your rag at the same time or something? what a horrible post!
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