The Weird Love Square Between Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom

July 30, 2014 By:
The Weird Love Square Between Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom
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What the hell is going on between Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom?

 

This morning, we heard that Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber at a restaurant in Ibiza.

 

After the fisticuffs, Justin Bieber uploaded a photo of Orlando’s ex wife Miranda Kerr on Instagram.  

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Apparently Justin and Miranda had some sort of hookup or flirtation back in 2012, when Justin Bieber performed at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show.

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First of all, Miranda, ew. He was like 12 back then. Gross.

 

Second of all, just a few months back, Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez were spotted wasted and chilling together after what appeared to be a date.

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It was like Orlando was revenge dating Selena. Oh, but the plot THICKENS!

 

Orlando Bloom has recently been seen vacationing with a woman named Erica Packer.

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This is ONLY notable because Erica is the VERY RECENT ex-wife of a billionaire named James Packer.

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The very same James Packer who was rumored to be having an affair with Miranda throughout her marriage and after her divorce.

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So, the moral of this story is…that Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have a very bizarre history of dating couples. But more specifically, Orlando will hookup with the ex-girl of whatever dude Miranda has been with.

 

Selena and Justin

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The Packers

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What the hell is going on here, Orlando?