The Weird Love Square Between Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom

July 30, 2014 By:
The Weird Love Square Between Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom
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What the hell is going on between Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom?


This morning, we heard that Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber at a restaurant in Ibiza.


After the fisticuffs, Justin Bieber uploaded a photo of Orlando’s ex wife Miranda Kerr on Instagram.  



Apparently Justin and Miranda had some sort of hookup or flirtation back in 2012, when Justin Bieber performed at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show.


First of all, Miranda, ew. He was like 12 back then. Gross.


Second of all, just a few months back, Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez were spotted wasted and chilling together after what appeared to be a date.


It was like Orlando was revenge dating Selena. Oh, but the plot THICKENS!


Orlando Bloom has recently been seen vacationing with a woman named Erica Packer.

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This is ONLY notable because Erica is the VERY RECENT ex-wife of a billionaire named James Packer.

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The very same James Packer who was rumored to be having an affair with Miranda throughout her marriage and after her divorce.

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So, the moral of this story is…that Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have a very bizarre history of dating couples. But more specifically, Orlando will hookup with the ex-girl of whatever dude Miranda has been with.


Selena and Justin

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The Packers

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What the hell is going on here, Orlando?