Here are the only noteworthy things regarding celebs you need to know for today.
Miley Cyrus ground on Madonna during her unplugged MTV performance like a sad horny dude, trolling nightclubs during last call.
Justin Bieber turned himself into authorities last night for allegedly beating up a limo driver last month in Toronto.
Kim Kardashian posted this new selfie with North West. But it’s mostly Kim’s face, go figure.
Austin Mahone denied that he’s dating Selena Gomez, but he did call her “pretty” because he’s still down for whatever.
You can rent Kevin Jonas’ house during the Super Bowl, if you’re into that kind of thing.