If it ain’t mostly nude, it ain’t Miley.
Miley Cyrus has released four alternate covers for her upcoming hotly-anticipated better-be-good-or-everything-will-suck album, Bangerz.
Of course, one of those covers is Miley giving us her best Hilary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry impression while smashing her breasts down.
The other covers are more clothed, but only slightly.
This is the cover for tweens who don’t identify with their small-town upbringing.
This is the one that Miley is going to personally give to Gwen Stefani.
And this is the cover for when you’re feeling nostalgic for the '90s.