Have you heard?!
You take your ear away from Hollywood even for a second and you run the chance of missing some crazy celeb talk.
Here are the quotably memorable phrases actually uttered by the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow, Psy, Carson Daly, and more this week.
“The reason I got married is I needed a Panini maker and it seemed like the cheapest way to get it.” – funny guy Jimmy Kimmel, on why he got hitched earlier this month [Huffington Post]
“People that probably fall off are the people obsessed with googling themselves and knowing what people are saying. If I knew what people are saying about me, I’d probably hate myself. I don’t look at that kind of stuff.” – Miley Cyrus, maybe possibly definitely lying about her internet activities [Mstarz]
“You don’t deserve to breathe the same air I do!” – Kristen Stewart to an annoying paparazzi [Hollyscoop]
“I guarantee you…” – Denzel Washington, guaranteeing something in almost all his movies [YouTube]
“He’s dated the entire Victoria’s Secret catalog!” – Carson Daly on his Adam Levine [Us Weekly]
“If I’m happy, I’m drinking, if I’m sad, I’m drinking, if it’s raining, I’m drinking, if it’s sunny, I’m drinking, if it’s hot, I’m drinking, if it’s cold, I’m drinking.” – Psy, maybe in denial about having a drinking problem? [Fuse]
“I’ve done juice cleanses in the past, and in my 20s, I did the Master Cleanse, which left me hallucinating after 10 days.” – Gwyneth Paltrow, on how her so-much-healthier-than-yours lifestyle is literally driving her INSANE [New York Daily News]