“Liam…Go get me some friends, OK? Byeeeeee.”
Miley Cyrus is a popular gal, but apparently not popular enough to earn her a couple gal pals. Yes, readers, Miley is a lonely, lonely person and she needs our help putting together a group of friends for her…
The message came in the form of one desperate tweet heard ‘round the universe, or at least by her 10 million Twitter followers.
“I need girlfriends,” she wrote on Sunday.
in need of girlfriends
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) November 11, 2012
Fans and caring citizens alike immediately united in the worthy cause to make Miley less lonesome.
“I’ll be your best friend and always be there for you, I promise,” one Samaritan wrote.
Another said, “Miley, I've been waiting for you to say this for years. #moschinobuddies #lactosefreebuddies.”
But don’t #sadface too long for Miley. She did post several photos palling around with Kelly Osbourne last week. Kelly’s Twitter also included some shots of the duo hanging out, so we're pretty sure Miley didn't kidnap her.
Some went as far as to turn Miley's message into a romantic proposition.
“I like girls, and you're so sexy! I really like you ... We could be a good couple, I'm your girlfriend now haha” a female follower replied.
Sorry, girl…just because Miley wears a lesbian haircut doesn’t mean she actually is one. But we are hearing whispers that there is trouble in paradise for Miley and her fiancé, Liam Hemsworth.
As far as we know, the wedding is still on. Miley talked about the big day—which she assures us there will only be one and not the rumored three of—on an episode of “The Ellen Show.”
Also, a rep for Miley tells Hollyscoop that the 19-year-old still has yet to set a date for the big day.