Just when you thought Miley Cyrus’ tongue couldn’t do any more damage, it does literal physical damage.
A man who worked on Miley’s Bangerz tour is suing for being badly injured by the singer (sorta).
His name is Charles Nicholas Sarris, and he’s blaming it all on her tongue.
No, it’s not the tongue you’d expect.
That tongue has done enough.
It’s this tongue.
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At the start of the show, Miley plops on stage by way of a tongue slide.
Hired to assist in constructing the apparatus, Sarris was injured and claims the equipment and tools provided to him were the cause.
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So he’s filing a lawsuit against ShowFx Inc., the equipment supply company in question, asking for unspecified damages.
Honestly it’s about time someone took this “tongue” to court.
This guy could be the Erin Brockovich in this narrative, representing us all against Miley’s tongue, who in this case is PG&E.
We thought it was all just fun and games and twerking at first.
But the tongue has become self-aware!
NO ONE IS SAFE.
HER TONGUE IS SKYNET.