Miley Cyrus' Tongue 'Nearly Killed' Someone; No One Is Safe

March 13, 2014 By:
Miley Cyrus' Tongue 'Nearly Killed' Someone; No One Is Safe
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Just when you thought Miley Cyrus’ tongue couldn’t do any more damage, it does literal physical damage.

A man who worked on Miley’s Bangerz tour is suing for being badly injured by the singer (sorta).


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His name is Charles Nicholas Sarris, and he’s blaming it all on her tongue.


No, it’s not the tongue you’d expect.


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That tongue has done enough.

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It’s this tongue.


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At the start of the show, Miley plops on stage by way of a tongue slide.

 

Hired to assist in constructing the apparatus, Sarris was injured and claims the equipment and tools provided to him were the cause.


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So he’s filing a lawsuit against ShowFx Inc., the equipment supply company in question, asking for unspecified damages.

 

Honestly it’s about time someone took this “tongue” to court.


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This guy could be the Erin Brockovich in this narrative, representing us all against Miley’s tongue, who in this case is PG&E.

 

We thought it was all just fun and games and twerking at first.


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But the tongue has become self-aware!


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NO ONE IS SAFE.


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HER TONGUE IS SKYNET.