Miley Cyrus Is Retiring Her Tongue

September 11, 2013 By:
Miley Cyrus Is Retiring Her Tongue
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RIP Miley Cyrus’ Tongue 2013–2013.

The provocative pop star has confessed to a French television program that it’s time for her to put her tongue back in its box (her mouth) and put it to bed.

“It’s the new Miley tongue,” she said on the TV show “Le Grand Journal.” “I think people always take pictures of themselves, and me doing it is just being myself, so it’s kind of like my style now…[But] that’s getting a little old. I’m going to have to retire it!”

At this point, it may be the right time considering we've probably seen every acrobatic trick Miley’s tongue can do—though let’s not speak so soon.

“For as long as it is,” Miley added, “you would think that I could touch my nose. I mean I’ve tried it, I can’t, I’m so close. I wish I had more control of it, I can’t do any tricks, no four leaf clover, nothing!”

While she’s sorry her tongue won’t be taking home the gold at the upcoming Winter Olympics, she won’t take back the controversial VMA performance that put her in the center of the media’s radar these past two weeks.

“I just think if you make the choice to do something in front of the world, there’s no going back and apologizing now,” Miley said. “I already did it, there’s no going backwards. I do everything I do for a reason. My mom is very proud of me!...I wanted to make history which I think we did…I think all that matters is having good intentions. [The VMA performance] did do well online, everyone in the world is thinking what am I going to do next.”