Miley Cyrus Quit Smoking Because Nobody Would Make Out with Her

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Miley Cyrus Quit Smoking Because Nobody Would Make Out with Her
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Miley Cyrus went on a pro-weed/anti-cigarette RANT during a concert in London this week.

The anti-cigarette tirade began with:

 

“It smells like somebody’s smoking in here and you’re not smoking the good stuff.”

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WHO GOT DAT NICOTINE!?

 

“You know, weed has never killed anybody. Instead of smoking a cigarette, why don’t you roll a fat joint?”

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FAT JOINT.

 

“I used to smoke, I smoked for three years and they were the best three years of my life…"

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“...but they slowly started to kill me and I started looking old and I’m only 21.”

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“And, no one wanted to make out with me.”

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No kisses for cigarette lips.

 

“In the middle of smoking all these joints, I could get any guy and girl to make out with me, because my breath smelled so hot.”

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WEED GETS U LAID.

 

“I love cigarettes but I can’t smoke, so now I’m just trying to bring you guys all down with me and make you not smoke either.”

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I AM UR LEADER.

 

“I’m pissed off because I can’t have a cigarette. I wish cigarettes didn’t kill people, because then I would effing smoke all day.”

 

 

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