Miley Cyrus went on a pro-weed/anti-cigarette RANT during a concert in London this week.
The anti-cigarette tirade began with:
“It smells like somebody’s smoking in here and you’re not smoking the good stuff.”
WHO GOT DAT NICOTINE!?
“You know, weed has never killed anybody. Instead of smoking a cigarette, why don’t you roll a fat joint?”
“I used to smoke, I smoked for three years and they were the best three years of my life…"
“...but they slowly started to kill me and I started looking old and I’m only 21.”
“And, no one wanted to make out with me.”
No kisses for cigarette lips.
“In the middle of smoking all these joints, I could get any guy and girl to make out with me, because my breath smelled so hot.”
WEED GETS U LAID.
“I love cigarettes but I can’t smoke, so now I’m just trying to bring you guys all down with me and make you not smoke either.”
I AM UR LEADER.
“I’m pissed off because I can’t have a cigarette. I wish cigarettes didn’t kill people, because then I would effing smoke all day.”