Miley Cyrus sings with pornstars, dances with strippers, channels Billy Idol by grabbing her crotch, and gets a blonde Sinead O’Connor haircut all so that we can never call her “Hannah Montana” ever again. And just when we thought she couldn’t get more punk rawk, Miley goes and hires a stripper to come to her home on her birthday.
Apparently Miley is a huge fan of the 2 Chainz song “Birthday Song” or as it’s more informally known as, “The Big Booty Hoe Song.”
Some of the lyrics in said song include, “All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe.”
Naturally, Miley loves this song and just days before her birthday, she tweeted out, “If I don’t get at least one big booty hoe my friends are officially not my friends anymore.”
Well, turns out Miley’s friends are officially her friends still because several strippers, one of whom had a very large behind, all turned up for Miley’s 20th birthday bash last month.
Miley must have a snitch amongst her inner circle, because TMZ has private photos from the shindig of Miley grabbing a stripper by her a*s and making a “grrr” face.
Happy Birthday Miley Cyrus, does that booty meet your “big booty” requirements?
Apparently the stripper gave Miley a surprise lap dance, and I’m sure Miley was all about it, because remember she’s edgy and androgynous now and a cool girl would never deny a stripper her right to exercise a lap dance.