Miley Cyrus was the ONLY thing happening on the Internet yesterday. We even heard people on Facebook pulling out the “what’s a Miley Cyrus” card, LIKE THEY DON’T KNOW!
Anyways, Miley performed at the VMAs and it was raunchy, ridiculous, desperate and just the kind of thing that will make us finally get “over” Miley, unless of course you’re Miley Cyrus, who thought it was the best thing ever and of course, was bragging about it on Twitter.
“Smilers! My VMA performance had 306,000 tweets per minute,” Miley proudly shared on Twitter, “That’s more than the blackout or Superbowl! #fact.”
Clearly, Miley is of the “no publicity is bad publicity” line of thinking. Sadly, those “smilers” didn’t vote for her at the awards show, because she went home empty-handed.
Then she proceeded to tweet all the good reviews about her performance, which were exactly two good reviews.
“Miley stole the night, which is why the nation is still in recovery today. Thanks, Miley…” says Rolling Stone and also, “Miley was the one star in the room who truly understood what the MTV Video Music Awards are all about!”
Yeah, well, she probably asked Rolling Stone to say that, or they watched Lady Gaga and got confused for the rest of the night, it’s okay…it happened to the Pinkett Smiths too.