There comes a point when Miley Cyrus’ tongue, gross outfits, and her love of ecstasy aren’t going to shock us anymore. That moment has arrived.
We’ve gone nearly an entire week with no Miley news, even though the songstress has been posting semi-scandalous photos on Twitter. We’re over it, Miley. We’ve already seen a rough composite of your entire naked body and wagging your tongue around is only going to give you the flu, not fame.
So Miley finally decided to wise up and realized that the way to make headlines is to put some clothes on, so she did.
Miley looked like a real-life mermaid in a sequined Marc Jacobs gown last night at the 30th Annual Night of Stars event in LA. Miley was presenting an award, so maybe the invitation said, “Black tie, no crop tops allowed.”
But just when we thought Miley was approaching a classier image, she was spotted making out with a random blonde guy on Friday night at Bootsy Bellows.
“They were dancing and making out all night,” an insider tells Life & Style.
Well, she’s slowly edging toward classiness. Slowly.