So, we were talking this morning about Selena Gomez’s recent rehab trip and how surprising it is. But then we were like, "Wow, a lot of former Disney kids ended up in rehab, except Miley Cyrus. So how is Miley the ONLY one who has escaped the House of Mouse unscathed?"
Miley Cyrus, who's had a very public love affair with marijuana,
who sings about doing Molly and drinking “Purp,”
and who has had the closest thing to an identity crisis since Britney Spears' shaved head,
is one of the few Disney stars who HASN’T gone to rehab yet.
Selena Gomez went to rehab to get over Justin Bieber and deal with an apparent alcohol problem.
Zac Efron went to rehab for a secret drug problem that nobody knew about.
Joe Jonas hasn’t come out about it, but rumor has it that he’s been battling a drug and partying problem for years and was doing some kind of outpatient rehab to treat it.
Demi Lovato very publicly went to rehab at 19 after she hit rock bottom.
Lindsay Lohan went to rehab multiple times, but only because it was court-ordered.
Britney Spears went to rehab in the midst of her very public meltdown, and remember she was on “The Mickey Mouse Club” a long time ago.
Yet somehow…Miley Cyrus, the most unapologetic party girl to come out of Disney, hasn’t had to go to rehab like the rest of them.