Miley Cyrus Autobiography In The Works

Miley Cyrus has signed a deal to release an autobiography. The girl has only been alive for fifteen years, and has had a career for only two! What are they going to write about?!

Disney is apparently on the hunt for the ghostwriter right now, so it's sure to be a snoozer. They should wait a couple years for Miley to have her public breakdown and stint in rehab to make it a more interesting story.