Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber have a new song called “Twerk.” Do with that what you will…
…which means either leave this page immediately or play the audio down below because you’re just that curious.
Miley introduces herself on the song the same way she does anytime she walks into a room ("I came up in this party, time to twerk"). Justin does his best Chris Brown impression, slurring through each serpentine verse.
This sounds like a more polished version of the beat Lil Twist posted on his Instagram a month ago, not to mention his name is the headliner of this track, but we have no official word from any of the involved parties on its authenticity.
So the plot doesn't just thicken…it twerks!