Ew, Miley Cyrus Has A Hickey!

June 29, 2012 By:
Ew, Miley Cyrus Has A Hickey!
Miley Cyrus has a hickey, because she’s a classy 19-year-old bride-to-be! Which way is Vegas, y’all!?

A day after Miley looked super glam on the carpet for the Australian’s in Film Awards, she was spotted driving through In-N-Out in Studio City with what appears to be a giant hickey on her neck.

A hickey? What are we teenagers?! Oh wait, Miley IS a teenager. I sometimes forget that in 19 short years she’s managed to get caught smoking salvia, went down on a penis cake, got engaged, and dresses like a truck stop hooker on the regular.

Anyway, Miley went make-up free as she drove thru In-N-Out in Studio City near L.A. Wait, I though Miley was gluten-free?

Well, she opted for a protein burger, meaning her burger was wrapped in lettuce. Thus, no gluten.

So that’s how Miley gets so skinny? Burgers at In-N-Out? If you say so!

After burgers, Miley drove her convertible white Mercedes through a gas station where her friend pumped the gas for her! Friend or assistant? There’s a fine line between the two in Hollyweird.

This love bite/In-N-Out incident came the day after Miley’s boyfriend accidentally let it slip that he and Miley had already gotten married.

Don’t stress just yet, Liam accidentally said “we got married” but quickly fixed it and said, “Well, not married yet.”