Couples We Wish Would Break Up

March 1, 2013 By:
Couples We Wish Would Break Up
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Do you ever look at a celebrity couple and think to yourself “OMG they need to break up!” Oh, just us then? The point of this post is NOT to be mean-spirited and bitter or whatever, but these are just a few couples who would be much more fabulous if they weren’t together.

Chris Brown and Rihanna: This one is a total no-brainer. Chris turned Rihanna’s face into silly putty in 2009 and now they’re all loved-up again like nothing happened. Forgiveness is great, sure, but Chris was dating RiRi AND Karrueche for the past 6 months AND he BEAT HER UP! What about him do you find attractive, Rihanna? You could be with DRAKE right now!? Break up!

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Not only is Liam rumored to have had an affair with actress January Jones, but Miley and Liam make so little sense together it’s mind-boggling. For starters, Miley looks like she’s just begging to dabble in lesbianism. Besides, Miley is so young and fun, she needs to party and enjoy her twenties, being married is just gonna drag her down.

Casper Smart and Jennifer Lopez: The fact that this even happened in the first place is unbelievable and the fact that they’ve stayed together THIS long is ridiculous. Casper is basically a baby (25) and J.Lo needs a successful man to match her alpha-female fabulousness. Casper is just an accessory at this point.

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes: They seem super happy together, but every girl’s imaginary boyfriend Ryan Gosling REALLY needs to be single, otherwise all of our dreams are crushed. Do it for the fans, Gosling, do it for us! Also, Rachel McAdams is single again and she is Ryan’s one-true love. Also, Eva Mendes should date Bradley Cooper. Why? BECAUSE WE SAID SO!

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: The Hollyscoop offices are split on what kind of guy Ashton Kutcher is. Some think he’s a cheating social climber and others think he’s a handsome adonis with Abercrombie model proportions (only I think that). But what we all agree on, is that Mila Kunis is too good for him. He wasn’t interested in her when they worked on “That 70’s Show” for all those years, but now that she’s famous he wants her. Also, Ashton cheated on his ex-wife Demi Moore with some rando in San Diego. Once a cheater, always a cheater.