Ah, Twitter. It’s how we find out about high profile breakups, political scandals, and celebrity feuds. It’s like a reality show in 140 characters or less.

Because of Twitter, rep. Anthony Weiner has officially resigned from office. But don't worry; he always has a career in porn. And he wouldn't even need a nickname.

@hughhefner: “Anna, the girls & I watched Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore in ‘50 First Dates’ tonight.”

Hugh Hefner mending his heart by watching cheesy rom-coms is the most depressing image I’ve had in my head in a while.

@Ludacris: “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Martin Luther King, Jr.”

I’d like to use this as an introduction to the next tweet…

@katyperry: “tonight I dye my hair a different color... Can you guess which color?!”

Mileycyrus: “McDonald's burgers are glorious! Sooo good! I just ate a burger, fries, and an ice cream cone. Getting pumped for the show!!! :)))”

If you’re going to a Miley Cyrus concert, prepare to be vomited on.

@ricky_martin: “WTF Joss Stone”

We really should’ve used that as the headline for our story.