Ah, Twitter. It’s how we find out about high profile breakups, political scandals, and celebrity feuds. It’s like a reality show in 140 characters or less.
Because of Twitter, rep. Anthony Weiner has officially resigned from office. But don't worry; he always has a career in porn. And he wouldn't even need a nickname.
@hughhefner: “Anna, the girls & I watched Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore in ‘50 First Dates’ tonight.”
Hugh Hefner mending his heart by watching cheesy rom-coms is the most depressing image I’ve had in my head in a while.
@Ludacris: “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Martin Luther King, Jr.”
I’d like to use this as an introduction to the next tweet…
@katyperry: “tonight I dye my hair a different color... Can you guess which color?!”
Mileycyrus: “McDonald's burgers are glorious! Sooo good! I just ate a burger, fries, and an ice cream cone. Getting pumped for the show!!! :)))”
If you’re going to a Miley Cyrus concert, prepare to be vomited on.
@ricky_martin: “WTF Joss Stone”
We really should’ve used that as the headline for our story.