You guys... We have some TOP SECRET information as to WHY Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus ended their nearly three-year relationship. It’s not because he cheated. It’s not because she changed her look. These are the nine reasons why Liam really left Miley.
1. Because she got wasted without him. OH SH*T.
2. Because she twerked upside down for Terry Richardson.
3. Because she mooned the Internet.
4. Because she gave a lap dance to this fuzzy red thing.
5. Because she takes showers like this and let’s Rolling Stone watch.
6. Because she treats foam fingers like sex toys.
7. Because she thought black tape was an acceptable replacement for a bra.
8. Because she took advantage of a small woman.
9. Because she will flash anyone willing to witness it.