8 Guys That Miley Cyrus' New Bowl Cut Looks Like

January 15, 2014 By:
8 Guys That Miley Cyrus' New Bowl Cut Looks Like
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In Christianity, timelines are divided into Before Christ and After Christ.

In Hollywood, life as we know it gets fractured every time Miley Cyrus gets a new haircut.


Welcome to a brave new age! We’re living in a post-Miley bowl cut world, and it doesn’t look awful, but it does look awfully familiar.

Like, almost exactly like Aaron Carter’s luscious locks.


If her new hair were red, she’d be a dead ringer for Ronald Weasley.



We all grew up with Miley, but what we didn’t know is that we also grew up with Bob the Builder too, apparently.



Remember Coconut Head from “Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide”?!

Well, now you do.


Some would say Miley's hair isn’t just dumb, but dumber than her old hairstyle.



But if she were trying to land the cover of Tiger Beat, she might stand a chance.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas could offer some first-hand advice.


Or perhaps Nicky and Alex from “Full House.”

We’re just going to assume, that Miley had no idea what she was doing…


Like Moe from “The Three Stooges.”

That dude never had a clue in the world.