Mila Kunis Has Giggle-Attack Talking About Ashton Kutcher

February 13, 2013 By:
Mila Kunis Has Giggle-Attack Talking About Ashton Kutcher
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The notoriously silent union of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have kept fans speculating for months now, but Mila is finally talking about the fact that they aren’t dating but totally are. Of course, if you ask Mila about it she’ll say something annoying like “we’re just friends!” but other times if you ask her about Ashton, she’ll break out into a hysteric giggle fit which in Hollywood is code for “we’re engaged.”

Mila went on "Ellen" to promote, well, I’m not sure what she was promoting, oh maybe Oz the Great and Powerful, it doesn’t matter in comparison to Ellen's question that sent Mila laughing uncontrollably. When Ellen asked her about Ashton, she had a near anxiety attack.

Ellen, being the sneaky talk show host that she is, knew Mila wouldn’t answer any straight up questions about her relationship, so Ellen asks, “Do you keep in touch with the cast of ‘That 70’s Show.’”

Mila starts laughing.

“Anybody more than the others. Oh remember that. That’s Ashton Kutcher,” says Ellen.

Mila, now red in the face, is straight up choking on giggles. Oh yeah, that’s basically an admission that she’s pregnant.

Finally Ellen asks her, “Do you talk to him at all? When’s the last time you talked to him?”

To which Mila says through laughter and tears, “It’s been, give or take a couple of minutes.”

BOOM! They’re married.

Mila and Ashton are celebrating their first Valentine’s Day together tomorrow and Mila tells Ellen what she expects to receive on the big day.

“I want the biggest bear and a thousand roses. If we’re going to do it, we might as well do it full out,” the actress confessed.

After some basic math, 1000 roses on V-Day inflated flower prices, you’re looking at $3,500 in roses.

That’s a stupid amount of money to spend on something that will die in four days.