So, last week, news broke that there is some criminal ring of individuals who hack in to celebrity phones and steal their pictures. Scarlett Johansson was the latest victim, but a couple of days ago, it was alleged that this hacked-photos crime group had obtained photos of Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake…together…in the nude!
Gasp! For some reason, the world is trying to forcibly assume that JT and Mila Kunis are hooking up. They make a hot couple, sure, why not, but damn, America wants them to a couple like real bad.
So the nude photos scandal claims that JT and Kunis were sending inappropriate photos and texts to each other and that the photos depicted JT on a bed and JT jokingly wearing pink panties on his head. The other photos show Kunis in a bathtub and an explicit photo of an unknown male.
Now, Mila and Justin’s reps have finally denied the existence of any such photos.
“At no time did Mr. Timberlake and Ms. Kunis exchange inappropriate texts or emails…The insistence that there is any inappropriate correspondence between the two parties is entirely false,” says a statement released by both their reps.
Hahah “Mr. Timberlake,” who’s that? Justin’s dad! D’OH!
However, they do claim that one of those photos of Mila is real! It’s just wasn’t sent to “Mr. Timberlake.”
“We would like to confirm that the photo addressed in the media of Ms. Kunis was in fact not from any phone but from an inactive email account that has no existed in three years.”
“In regard to the other photos in question, they were never exchanged between the two parties.”
Note to celebs: Since this photo crime mafia is on-the-prowl, don’t take any sexy or nude photos of yourself on your phone unless you want that ish on blast. And I don’t think you do, unless you are Taylor Momsem or Evan Rachel Wood, in which case you’d probably love that.
Oh and then, because Justin is such a funny and hilarious guy, his rep ads, “In closing, Mr. Timberlake would like us to make it clear that while he might write songs about putting things in boxes, he never has and definitely doesn’t make a habit of taking any photos of them and sending them.”
Photos of what? Boxes? I don’t get it.
Also, “Ms. Kunis would like us to add that while she is a fan of the song, she does not have nor has ever had photos of any male parts in her possession.”