Charlie Sheen really wants Mila Kunis. Like, he REALLY really wants her. He’s willing to pay her $10 million to have her.
Ashton Kutcher stole Charlie’s job, so now he’ll steal Ashton’s woman. Deuces!
In reality, Charlie Sheen just wants Mila Kunis to shoot a 10-episode arc on his show “Anger Management,” whether or not he wants her romantically is unclear, but let’s face it, he’s Charlie Sheen, he’ll always leave that option open.
Apparently, Charlie’s current love interest on the show is Selma Blair, but Selma complained that Charlie is difficult to work with, so Charlie counter-complained that Selma is equally annoying and had her fired.
Shortly after, he started throwing around the threat of hiring Mila for 10 episodes at $1 million an episode! Mila would be an IDIOT not to take him up on his offer.
So what if she’s appearing on her boyfriend’s competing sitcom!
We reached out to Mila’s reps for confirmation on her new role.