Mike Tyson, who went to prison for several years on rape charges and made the tragic mistake of getting a face tattoo, has decided that it’s time to dole out some life advice.
Chris Brown, as we all know, is not America’s favorite human. He had that altercation with Rihanna that we don’t need to remind you about and then he went to jail for a minute over the weekend after punching a dude, only to have the charges dropped and be sent home scott free.
Anyways, Mike "Face-Tattoo" Tyson has swooped in as Chris’ guardian angel with these gentle words of advice.
“I like and admire that little guy but what he really needs to understand is eventually if you keep doing that stuff, people are turning on you, the press will make … people turn on you and make you bad,” Mike told radio station 95.5 WPLU, “… I know he might say ‘hey never me’, ’cause that’s what I said, ‘never me, I’m the greatest fighter god ever created, never me’, and they couldn’t even book anything (for me). Not because I couldn’t sell things out but just because I had that stigma …”
Mike is basically saying, “Hey Chris Brown, watch out. If you keep getting in trouble with the law you won’t have a career to fall back on. But then wait like 10 years and they’ll make you a recurring joke in a high-grossing and incredibly popular film franchise about guys getting hangovers in Vegas. I mean, uh, don’t beat up anyone anymore.”
Mike ended the interview with, “Chris should know this…if you’re not humble in this world, this world will dress humbleness upon you.”
Mike Tyson’s basically "Sesame Street" at this point.