Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's Dad Slams Him

May 11, 2011 By:
Mike

The cast of Jersey Shore is so annoying, not even their parents like them.

First of all, I thought The Situation was like forty, so I'm surprised he has a dad who is spry enough to use the Internet, much less produce videos and a website.

Frank Sorrentino recently took some time off from putting horse heads in people's beds to create a campaign slamming his son and star of the Jersey Shore, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.

"He created more situations for me in my life than the name he gave himself." I'll give you some time to try to make sense of that sentence. It shouldn't take long.

Frank says that his son "broke [his] heart", and continued on to complain that he himself had a bad childhood. Before the video bordered on depressing, Frank regaled viewers with a story about his son getting a BJ at work.

After his father procured him a summer job at a construction company, Mike was soon fired, embarrassing his dad.

"He's a young guy, he's working up there with some 30 some 40-year old women," Frank explained. "He caught the attention of one of them. She decides she wants to suck his d-ck."

It appears that Frank asked his son for some financial help and was denied, and has now unleashed a series of revealing videos about The Situation's past.

"I ask you one f-cking favor and you tell me to go f-cking be like a regular f-cking Joe Blow and go on welfare? No, my friend, I don't do that."

Frank ends the video with, "So sit back. I'm gonna tell you about The Situation," along with the text: "F.T.L.F.: F-ck the little f-ck."

This isn't the first time a reality star has been embarrassed by their parents. Audrina Patridge's mom made headlines with her drunken tirade with the paparazzi.

"Audrina is gonna f-cking rise," Lynn Patridge said in the video, peppered with a lot of other sloppy statements about how she doesn't "give a shit".

But Audrina rolled with it, telling Hollyscoop: "We're pretty open about everything. It's really what you see is what you get…it's something where on camera they're the same as they are off camera." Hey, at least her mom is rooting for her!

It appears that Frank asked his son for some financial help and was denied, and has now unleashed a series of revealing videos about The Situation's past.

"I ask you one f-cking favor and you tell me to go f-cking be like a regular f-cking Joe Blow and go on welfare? No, my friend, I don't do that."

Frank ends the video with, "So sit back. I'm gonna tell you about The Situation," along with the text: "F.T.L.F.: F-ck the little f-ck."

I foresee another Jersey Shore spinoff!