'Jersey Shore' Star Mike The Situation: Done With Rehab!

April 5, 2012 By:
'Jersey Shore' Star Mike The Situation: Done With Rehab!

Hell yeah, let's do some shots!

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino has reportedly left rehab. This may come as a shock to you, but the 'Jersey Shore' star had a bit of a dependency problem.

According to TMZ, Mike checked out of the famed Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah, where was working to "get control of a prescription medication problem" he had "due to exhaustion."

Because lifting up your shirt and flashing people is really strenuous. Now that this rehab thing happened and Snooki is pregnant, I'm not sure how the next season of 'Jersey Shore' will turn out. Because these are great plot points, and we're just not used to seeing that from the show. Actual things happening is really going to get in the way of all of the nothing going on.

The Situation was spotted yesterday at an airport and even managed to take a photo with a fan on his flight.

Meanwhile, Snooki will cut a b-tch if they mess with her baby. Sorry, there really wasn't a good way of transitioning into that. But you're reading a story about 'Jersey Shore,' so you're probably not too concerned with my transitions.

Snooki defended herself and her baby on Twitter, when one user Tweeted her: "the possible fathers of your child must be so excited."

Polizzi responded: "Such a lovely bitch, eh? Hooker."

Then another user wrote: "I keep hearing you're going to birth a Dorito."

Polizzi's respons: "Or a Cheeto."

Later, she Tweeted a photo of herself with the caption: "I'll cut a b-tch if you mess with my baby!"