I’m not sure why Mike "The Situation" was invited to the Donald Trump roast, except to serve as fodder for the rest of the comedians, but somebody actually gave him a mic and allowed him to speak into it.
Among a handful of other gems, the Situation “joked”:
“Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump? Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."
He’s damn lucky Snoop Dogg is high all the time, because I think a sober man would beat his ass for that. The joke was so bad, it was cut out of the TV broadcast. But during the live roast, Snoop responded by pretending to mistake the Situation for Snooki, adding,
“I’m sorry. All White people who act Black look the same to me.”
See, now that’s funny. There are very complex principles for writing comedy, and I think the main one is: don’t be the dude from Jersey Shore.