Angelina: The Situation Was Like 'Popeye on Crack'

March 22, 2012 By:
Angelina: The Situation Was Like 'Popeye on Crack'

Not only is Jersey Shore’s Mike The Situation Sorrentino addicted to prescription drugs AND alcohol AND still wants to party (more on that later) but former castmate Angelina Pivarnick (lol, remember her? NOPE) says that Mike looks like “Popeye on Crack” and says everyone on the show knew he was popping pills.

First of all, Mike DOES look like Popeye on crack. I mean, what WAS Popeye smoking in that pipe of his?

Anyways, Angelina tells New York Post Page Six, “When he was on the show, he got in trouble for having prescription pills. We were filming in a club in Miami…one of the producers said, ‘Hey what was that?’ He had to give them up.”

Wow, excellent detective work, Angelina! No wonder you’re the most popular cast member…oh wait, you were evicted season 1? Wahhhh.

Anyways, TMZ is reporting that The Sitch is in rehab not only for a pill addiction but also an alcohol problem. Why is that news? We could have told you that from his Jersey Shore audition tape.

However, this is gonna be trouble for the next season of the Jersey Shore. If the show doesn’t let him drink next season, the show will be very boring. A sober Situation and a pregnant Snooki? No thank you. However, if MTV lets Mike drink, they are gonna look like enablers.

Also, The Sitch says he’s gonna keep doing his paid nightclub appearances after he leaves rehab. Even though he’s supposed to be sober, he wants to keep partying!

He better not become one of those social red bull drinkers now, because look what happened to Demi Moore.

Mike can make up to six figures for a club appearance fee and doesn’t want to give any of that up.

A source tells RadarOnline, “Mike doesn’t want to give up his paid club promotional appearance: he loves the attention that he gets from the ladies and the money is great. Mike leads a very expensive life and he doesn’t want his lifestyle to suffer because of his decision to go to rehab.”

He’s apparently been telling nightclub managers that he has no plans to give up the nightlife appearances post rehab.