Mike "The Situation"
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February 10, 2012
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We’ve been watching him gradually descend into bona fide insanity for the past few weeks, but apparently the other cast members are chalking his psychosis up to him simply not being a “good guy.”
“Mike has been crying lately that nobody likes him and he has no idea why, but I do recall hitting him the first season and I did not hit him for no reason," his costar Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farle
November 16, 2011
Or, in Jersey Shore talk, he hired one of "them guys like on that Ally McBeal show to make it so he gets paid, son."
Three months after Abercrombie & Fitch publically offered the Situation cash to NOT wear their clothes, the reality icon has filed a lawsuit against the company. I don’t really get it. Have you seen those dudes standing outside of the Abercrombie store? That's basically what this company does—pay people to not wear clothes.
At any rate, A&F offered the Sitch a cash bonus to never, ever promote their brand, despite the fact that they came out with a design named "The Fitchuation."
November 4, 2011
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In a recent online interview with GQ magazine, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi talks about how her Jersey Shore costar is broke. When asked what she does with her paycheck, Snooks said:
"I save it. Jersey Shore is going to end soon. I'm not going to spend money like Mike [The Situation]. He's already broke!"
Maybe that explains why The Situation recently decided to try and sell his own couture lollipop. Yes, lollipop. He's putting his name on candy now.
After the last season of Jersey Shore, Snooki and The Situation...
June 5, 2011
The cast is currently shooting in Florence, Italy and we’ve been seeing a lot of mishaps so one thing we should expect is to be entertained with stupid television for 30 minutes.
After Lohan allegedly made a comment about wanting to fight Frank Sorrentino, father of Mike ‘The Situation’, the Jersey Shore father took to YouTube to vent his frustrations:
“I heard Michael Lohan passed a comment on me, or about me regarding my boy and that he wants to fight me. Hey Mike, let me send you a f-ckin’ message so you get this f-ckin’ loud
May 20, 2011
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@patrickschwarzenegger: “some days you feel like s—, some days you want to quit and just be normal for a bit, yet i love my family till death do us apart. #family”.
As the news of Arnold’s affair worsened, Patrick changed his last name on Twitter to “Shriver.” Coincidentally, a bunch of other teenage aged-children changed their last names to "Schwarzenegger."
More after the jump...
May 11, 2011
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Well, check out this video of his father, Frank Sorrentino ranting about his "little f-ck" son. He's unleashed a series of videos as well as a website.
Even if you're not a Jersey Shore fan, watching a bitter old guy from Staten Island ranting is always fun.
WATCH THE VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP!
May 4, 2011
The infamous lowbrow reality show has a couple of spin-offs already in the works, and the latest news is: Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino has a development deal with MTV.
The Situation is expected to film a pilot for his series later on this year. MTV already has two spin-offs they're working on: one featuring Snooki and JWoww, and the other featuring Pauly D. Shooting for the next season of Jersey Shore is also about to begin in Florence, Italy.
s But apparently that's not enough for fans. This is what America wants: 30 minutes each week of a guy pointing at his abs.
Mike has previously told Hollyscoop, “Well right now I’m just conquering reality. They call me the reality king, taking over MTV. Then after that…some movies and probably my own show.”
Say what you will, but The Situation is having the last laugh. Getting paid to GTL and find grenades who are DTF? Fahgettaboudit.!
April 6, 2011
Snooki, Mike "The Situation", JWoww and Pauly D are all refusing to film until they can make a better deal with producers.
Because MTV seems to make money off of exploiting people who are too dumb to realize it, they're going to have to find four other suckers. Back to scouring the bowels of the Midwest for more pregnant teenagers.
A production insider told RadarOnline.com ,"The cast was meant to leave on April 18, but now with the contact troubles, they won't be leaving until May."
Another factor delaying shooting-- Italy is apparently too good to dumb itself down for our entertainment. Producers are having a hard time finding venues that will allow the volatile cast members to film and party. One newspaper wrote,
"They embody the worst stereotypes of Italians, multiplied by thousands and Americanized,"
Which is ridiculous, because I don't think that even half of the cast has any Italian in them whatsoever. The Olive Garden is more Italianized than the cast of Jersey Shore.
And you can get unlimited breadsticks at Olive Garden. Yeah, I know that's completely irrelevant. But they're pretty good.
March 30, 2011
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Now that the tan-tastic cast of Jersey Shore is holding out for more money, it looks like their plan is backfiring. MTV has created monsters that know too much and are turning against them.
The only cast members that are reported to have signed on for season 4 are Vinny, Ronnie, and Sammi. And if the forth season starts where it left off, that might be enough! Not that I watch Jersey Shore or anything. (Whispers: Team Ronnie).
An insider told RadarOnline.com that, “Snooki, The Situation, J-Woww and Pauly D have not finalized their contracts because they can’t agree on the amount. As of last week, Deena hadn't signed her contract either."
You know MTV is gonna make a deal. Because what else are people going to watch? The trailer trash documentary that is "Teen Mom"? No, thank you, I will not watch that show. I will not dumb myself down to find out whether how Chelsea will get the $2,000 in child support her ex, Adam, owes her.
Nor will a tune in to cry as Leah and Corey find out why one of their twins isn't developing as fast as the other, and it's luckily not a problem in her spine, but we're still not sure what it is but it's definitely some kind of syndrome. Nope, I sure don't watch Teen Mom.
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