Mick Jagger and His Many Women

July 26, 2011 By:
Mick Jagger and His Many Women

As front man of the most legendary rock band of all time, The Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger has had his share of women. He’s surprisingly survived the throes of various STDs and drugs, and is celebrating his 68th birthday today.

In honor of rock music’s most famous face, we’re counting down the many loves of Mick Jagger.

Angelina Jolie: In the book Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: The True Story, written by Jenny Paul, the biographer claims Mick and Angelina hooked up after she appeared in the 1997 Rolling Stones video, Anybody Seen My Baby?. Sources say Jagger cheated on his wife with Angelina. Years later, in 2003, the two were seen going back to Jagger’s hotel room in Bangkok. Spokesmen for both Jagger and Jolie declined to comment. But it sounds about right.

Carla Bruni: Before she was hooking up with royalty, she was banging rock royalty. When Bruni, 43, was in her 20s, she had an on/off affair with Jagger. Rock stars and supermodels. You just can’t keep them away from each other. Bruni also dated Eric Clapton and Donald Trump.

Janice Dickinson: Janice had an affair with Mick Jagger and described it as a “boxing match.” I apologize in advance for the following visual.

“Mating with Mick for me was like a boxing match; the ring was my queen-sized mattress. He'd flip me over and then I'd flip him over - which wasn't hard because he only came up to my shoulders if we were standing.”

She also told Howard Stern that Mick Jagger had a small penis. Dickinson said: “He’s a midget, has a very small penis. He’s cheap, an asshole”.

I’m guessing his “small penis” problem had something to do with not being able to get it up with Janice Dickinson screeching at him.

Jerri Hall: Mick cheated on his first wife with the actress, but eventually married her. The couple originally started dating in 1977 and then married in 1990 in an unofficial Hindu ceremony. The marriage ended in 1999.

Princess Margaret: Queen Elizabeth II’s baby sister was a true royal rebel. She drank, smoked, and banged rock stars. One of the notches in her bedpost? Mick Jagger. The couple apparently spent time together on the luxurious Caribbean island of Mustique. And what did Elizabeth get? Just some lousy crown.

Uma Thurman: In 1995, a paparazzo reportedly snapped a photo of Jagger and Thurman lip-locking at the Viper Room in Hollywood. Jagger had security attack the photographer and destroy the film. The incident cost Jagger $600,000 in court. I guess Mick didn’t want people to think he was a slut.

Bebe Buell: Aerosmith wasn’t the only band Liv Tyler’s mom was into. Jagger dated the Playboy Playmate back in the 70s.

Tina Turner: Tina toured with the Rolling Stones first in 1966, when she taught Mick his legendary dance moves. “I leaned a lot of things from Tina,” Jagger said. But apparently, he wasn’t just referring to that chicken walk thing he does. The pair was rumored to have hooked up after Live Aid in 1985.

Daryl Hannah: Daryl and Mick were seen leaving a New York club together in 1987. It’s just a rumor that they hooked up, but I’m sorry, I don’t see Mick Jagger being a gentleman and bringing her home with a little peck on the cheek.

Sophie Dahl: A thirty plus year age difference didn’t slow them down. Jagger dated the English model in 2001, and while it didn’t work out, the two remain friends.

Bianca Jagger: Mick’s first wife was a stunning Nicaraguan actress. The two met at a Rolling Stones after party, and after she was four months pregnant with his child, they married in a Roman Catholic ceremony in France. Bianca later said, “my marriage ended on my wedding day.”