The Obamas Get Snubbed by Royals

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On this Wednesday morning's Regis and Kelly, Michelle Obama told tweedle dull and tweedle dumb that she hasn’t yet been invited to the Royal Wedding.

“Marriage is a personal private thing, they should invite who they want to invite,” Obama said, behind gritted teeth and clenched fists.

Who wants to fly to England for some dumb ol’ wedding anyway? And what are they going to serve for dinner, fish and chips? Bangers and mash? Not to mention the gift. Do you check it in or carry it on?

If it’s a toaster, you can probably carry it on, but a vacuum cleaner would definitely need to be checked in. I guess you could buy it once you get there, but that’s the last thing you’re going to want to do when you land.

The whole thing is more trouble than it’s worth. You dodged a bullet, Michelle.