Michaele Salahi
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But apparently, there are at least ten other celebrities Nick is glad he isn't spending Thanksgiving with. The TV host posted a blog on his website titled: "10 Celebs You Do Not Want to Invite to Thanksgiving Dinner."
Topping off the list is Lindsay Lohan. Cannon posts a photo of Lindsay falling down on the ground. He advises that "unless your family celebrates Thanksgiving in a nightclub with its own doorman to toss her out when she gets out of hand...might be better to just let her celebrate this holiday elsewhere."
September 20, 2011
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Last week, after her husband Tareq thought she was kidnapped, it was discovered that Michaele Salahi left him for Journey guitarist Neal Schon. (Side note, I may very well accidentally type Schlong instead of Schon in this story.)
If you were born after 1989 and don’t know who Journey is, they're that band that everyone always sings at karaoke while you’re waiting in line to do a Lady Gaga song. You know--Streeeet light! Peeeeople!--and that's right about the time someone spills a drink all over the mic.
Anyway, Michaele and Neal—who texted a photo of his penis to Tareq—say they consider their story to be a modern day “fairytale."
September 19, 2011
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The guy, Neal Schon, who “stole” Michaele Salahai, actually just got married himself 2 months ago. Whatt? He’s a newlywed and already publicly cheating. Who does that!? Oh, right. Rockstars.
We’ve been so caught up with the Salahi drama, that nobody knew that Neal Schon had a wife of his own. Neal married former 1986 Playboy Playmate Ava Fabian in Paris in July.
It’s less than 2 months later, when most couples would still be uploading their photos from their honeymoon to Facebook and Ava is already the “estranged” wife.
She tells TMZ, “This is very painful for me. I’m very hurt and it’s hard for me to talk about it.”
When the TMZ reporter asked if Neal would take her back or would be “opening up his arms to” her anytime soon, she responded rather bitterly:
September 16, 2011
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This is like revenge sexting, like "Hay buddy, look at what your wife is hanging out with now! Jealous?" This is so weird, what dude sends a pic of his dick to another dude? Huh?
Okay, we found out that Tareq Salahi is going to divorce his cheating wife Michaele Salahi, who is not kidnapped but totally just the world's most successful Journey groupie. TMZ has obtained copies of the divorce paperwork.
Tareq is citing adultery and abandonment as the recent for the divorce, but it's his lengthy description about his ridiculous wife that really packs on the lols.
September 16, 2011
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Yeah bro, divorce that ho! (I heard that chant coming from a frat house one day and it always stuck with me.)
There’s a video on TMZ where Michaele wraps her arms around Neal Schon and plants a kiss on his cheek while a man’s voice filming the video says, “Awww there ya go, hugs and kisses for Neal. Rock on, Journey!”
Too bad the man filming the clip was Michaele’s husband Tareq. So clueless! I almost feel bad for the guy, especially Neal’s guilty laugh, as if to say, “Journey ain’t the only thing I’m rocking tonight! Heyoo up top! YOUR WIFE!”
September 14, 2011
Quick backstory: Michaele and her husband Tareq Salahi both appear on the Bravo show, "The Real Housewives of D.C." and this is the couple that were famously labeled the "White House Crashers" when they showed up uninvited to the white house, somehow passing through security and various levels of Secret Service screenings to shake hands with Barack Obama himself. She even posed for photos with Joe Biden and uploaded them to her facebook!
Basically, the Salahi's are making headlines again for being kidnapped! Kind of
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The former DC “Housewife” is trying to start a singing career and performed her new single, Bump It on a Miami news station on Friday. The song was originally released in March and some lyrical highlights are: “Like I’m so hot and like, you’re so not...
WATCH THE VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP!
September 16, 2010
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Insiders tell Popeater.com that Bravo has let them go because of their inability to bring in high ratings.
"The DC show is the only show in the entire franchise that isn't a true hit," says the insider. "And the Salahi's are the biggest reason for that. At first, execs thought they struck gold with all the attention the couple got over the White House dinner. But now they realize not all press is good press and this couple's involvement in the show has turned more viewers off than on."
But network sources say Bravo decided they were done with the Salahis when they lied in their new book Cirque Du Salahi: Be Careful Who You Trust, claiming their "iron-clad" contract with Bravo doesn't allow them to talk about the White House-crashing incident to the media.
Bravo then turned around and released this statement: "Bravo [has] consistently and repeatedly stated to the Salahis and their representatives that they were free to speak to press, law enforcement, Congress and anyone else about attending the State Dinner. Indeed, they have given multiple press interviews on that very subject."
The other Housewives seem thrilled with the decision. One in particular said, "At this point, they are an embarrassment to the 'Housewife' franchise. They are a loose cannon. Now, Michaele has revealed she has multiple sclerosis; next she'll be announcing she is pregnant with triplets to get attention."
We couldn’t agree more with the decision! D.C. isn’t even worth watching—so they’d better try and find some replacements or we don’t see it getting picked up for another season.
September 7, 2010
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But just in case, Salahi has a plan B in place: Playboy. According to TMZ, the White House crasher is in talks to pose completely nude for the men’s mag. Her rep says she “very excited” about the possibility.
Her rep told Access Hollywood, “Michaele is flattered to be asked … watch and see what happens. She’d love to have an invitation to gatecrash Hugh Hefner’s next Playboy party though!”
Apparently the mag has not decided if Salahi will get the cover or just an inside pictorial. But knowing this fame whore, she’s doing anything in her power to get the cover.
She and her husband could probably use the money to settle the lawsuit brought against them for unpaid fees during a 2008 polo event.
December 1, 2009
Before his interview, Matt asked the Tareq and Michaele Salahi to confirm that they were not getting any money for the interview to clear any confusion.
"We were invited. Not crashers. And there isn't anyone who would have the audacity or the poor behavior to do that," Machaele Salahi said. "The White House is the house, and no one would do that."
When asked "Who invited you?" Tareq stated that the couple was working the Secret Service and they were not able to give that information out at this time, but would do so when the investigation was over.
"This has been the most devastating thing that's ever happened to us," he said. She said, "Our lives have been destroyed. Everything we worked for, Matt. For me, 44 years, just destroyed."
You can watch the interview below:
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